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Gates. This Fall, when you see geese heading south for the winter
flying along in 'V' formation, you might consider what science has discovered
as to why they fly that way. Fact: As each bird flaps its wings,
it creates an 'uplift' for the bird immediately
following. By flying in a 'V' formation, the whole flock has at least
71% greater flying range than if each bird flew on its own.
Lesson: People who share a common sense of community and direction can
get where they are going more quickly and easily because they are travelling
on the thrust of one another. Fact: When a goose flies out of
formation, it suddenly feels the drag and resistance of trying to go it
alone. It quickly gets back into formation to take advantage of the
lifting power of the bird in front of it. Lesson: If we have as much
common sense as a goose, we stay in formation with those headed where we want
to go. We are willing to accept their help and give our help to
others. It is harder to do something alone than together.
Henry Ford said, "Coming together is a beginning, staying together is
progress, and working together is success." Geese make a lot
of noise, but they also have the sense to benefit from flying in
formation. In almost every endeavor, people who succeed are those
who work well together with others.
Parshas Balak Numbers 22:2 - 25:9
This week's portion shifts from the Jewish people's travels in the desert to
the story of Bilam, the anti-Semitic prophet who
attempted to curse the Children of Israel. Hired by Balak,
the king of Moav, Bilam embarks upon a journey to the Israelite
encampment. An angel brandishing a sword block's Bilam's
path, causing his donkey to repeatedly swerve off the road. Unable to
see the angel, Bilam responds by striking the
donkey three times. Miraculously, G-d causes the donkey to speak to Bilam -- shades of Mr. Ed, the talking horse in the
1960's TV show! Bilam's eyes are
uncovered, and the humiliated prophet sees the angel standing in the
path. The angel reminds Bilam that he may
only speak the words that G-d places in his mouth. Upon arrival near
the Jewish camp, Bilam repeatedly attempts to curse
the people; each time G-d prevents him from doing so, but instead
he ends up uttering several sets of praises, much to Balak's
The Torah portion concludes with the Jewish men's debauchery with the
promiscuous daughters of Moav and Midian, and the public immoral act of Zimri
(a prince of the tribe of Simeon) with a Midianite
princess. Pinchas, Aaron's grandson,
zealously responds by piercing them to death with a spear, halting a plague
from G-d which had broken out in the camp.
Harry Houdini was once the most famous escape artist in the
world. He claimed that he could escape from any jail cell in the
world, and every time given this challenge, he accepted and did just as
promised. He would be left alone in a locked cell and in a few short minutes
miraculously escape. But one time, things didn't go as Houdini planned.
A small town in the British Isles built a
new jail cell and they were proud of it. Taking up the
challenge, Houdini entered the cell with a special lock pick he had
designed and hid inside his belt. Once the jail cell was closed, he
took off his coat and set to work with his lock pick. But Houdini had great
difficulty with this particular lock. For 30 minutes he worked and got
nowhere. His confident expression disappeared.
An hour passed, and still he had not been able to open the door. He
tried all the tricks of his trade but nothing worked. After two hours, totally
exhausted, Houdini literally collapsed against the door. The door swung open
and he discovered it had not been locked in the first place! It was locked
only to him in his mind.
This story brings to mind a passage in the Talmud which states, "In the
future, G-d will slaughter the yetzer hara (evil inclination) and bring it before the
righteous and the wicked. To the righteous, the yetzer
hara will appear as a mountain. The
righteous will say, 'How did we conquer that great mountain?' To the
wicked, the yetzer harawill appear as a hair. The
wicked will say, 'How did we fail to conquer that hair?'"
The righteous will be surprised by the difficulty of the challenges they
overcame, since they constantly struggled to meet the challenges that
life offered. The wicked will be astonished at how easy their unmet
challenges in life were, because they lowered themselves to the point that
even easy challenges were difficult. What lesson does this teach
us? Embrace your challenges. Success -- with G-d's help -- may be even easier than you think.
Quote of the Week
Make each day your masterpiece -- John Wooden
Joke of the Week
Morris in Miami calls his son David in St. Louis and says,
"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I
are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough. I'm telling you
now so that you and your sister shouldn't go into shock when I move
"Pop, what are you talking
about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight
of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell
her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his
sister Amy, who says, "I'll handle this." She calls Florida and gets her
father on the phone. Amy pleads with her father, "Daddy,
don't do ANYTHING until David and I get there. We'll be there tomorrow
night." The father says, "All right. I'll wait.
Morris hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Good news, honey,"
he says. "The kids are coming for Passover AND they're
paying their own airfares!"